It was a few days before Christmas and Santa was in a rush. The elves were behind schedule and whining. No matter how they tried to pack the sleigh, it wouldn’t all fit. Many of the orders were wrong, and Santa had to clean up after others’ mistakes. Mrs. Clause was nagging him to quit leaving his jingle bells on the floor, and badgering him to pay more attention to her feelings and other marriage issues. Santa’s mood was foul. Finally, it seemed all was ready. As Santa was hitching up the sleigh, one of the reindeer stamped on his foot real hard and wouldn’t let up. Just then, a little angel walked in with a Christmas tree and said, “Where would you like me to put this?” And to this day, that is why we have an angel on the top of the Christmas tree.
My Favorite Christmas Joke
December 18, 2008 at 10:52 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: Christmas, humor, Joke
